![]() Zoe didn't go to hell, Frank was right all along, she was merely having a hallucination over her guilt from her childhood terror that she was the one that burnt those people, once they injected her with the serum her body started to get flooded with neural activity, remember that the serum also repairs damaged tissue (as was noted in the dogs cured eyes) so we can safely assume that the serum was hyperactively "fixing" the body and brain while simultaneously shooting off electrical impulses in any which way. The movie was brought down by the jump scares and the writing that never lived up to what a great potential it had. The acting was all great and I still think the actors are great. The only redeeming factor for me was that the science they used was surprisingly accurate, though I expected nothing less from an actor that spent a lot of time on House, on a medical TV show that is also incredibly accurate. The problem was that it seemed really forced, which is not a tactful way to go about doing that, and is not a good sign for the writing of the movie. The movie also seemed as though it couldn't decide if it wanted to be a Sci-fi horror or a religious one, fluctuating wildly between the two and only resulting in my disappointment at how they seemingly only added that aspect in so it would be "open to interpretation". They were almost all very predictable, all very annoying, and they all majorly detracted from the experience as they just ended up being loud and obnoxious. It consisted of WAY too many jump scares, as if they got the idea somehow that just having a bunch of jump scares is what makes it a scary movie. I went in with high hopes and expectations but I just ended up incredibly disappointed by the movie. If you’re ever tempted to bring someone back from the dead, don’t.This movie had a lot of potential, with great actors and a great premise, but it ended up wasting all of that. When they resurrected that kid in Pet Cemetery, what happened? Not good things, that’s what happened. Never have zombies shown themselves to be a societal step forward. ![]() You’d think that the intrepid scientists in The Lazarus Project would’ve at least seen a commercial for The Walking Dead-or perhaps read our review. ![]() But, alas, they’re too busy trying to resurrect animals to discuss pop culture trends. Frank and Zoe are the animating entities of this series of morally questionable experiments. Working with something they affectionately call the Lazarus serum, they’re trying to figure out how to use it to temporarily resurrect folks who’ve died, long enough for the physicians to patch ’em up right. “It’s giving everyone that second chance they deserve,” Frank says. When, with the help of fellow smartish folks Niko and Clay (along with videographer Eva), they actually do jump-start the heart of a dead dog, they discover the serum has some unanticipated effects, though. The dog’s cataracts are now completely gone, for one thing. And it has the strange ability to bust out of its kennel, rummage through the refrigerator and, oh, perhaps levitate. They scan the pooch’s brain and discover that the serum, which instead of dissipating like a good serum should, is instead bouncing around the gray areas in the canine’s cranium like a red rubber ball, constructing a whole bunch of strange synapses.īut, hey, the dog is alive! Who cares that it wants to snag potato chips from the highest shelf and eat most of the scientists’ faces off? Maybe it just needs a friend! Plus, since some evil soldiers from the world’s most aggressive pharmaceutical company barged in and took all their scientific journals and evidence and stuff, they’ll need to replicate the experiment so they’ll have something to present in the inevitable multibillion-dollar lawsuit. The scientists dutifully proceed to plop another expired Fido onto their scientific table of doom, pump some serum into its brain, flip the electrical switch and.
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